This amused me...
I ran across this little blurb taken from glamour while I was trying to figure out what the hell the chick dj on the radio was saying. (Incidentally she was saying vlogger not blogger... and yeah vlogger is just... one of those WHY??? things)
Anyway. I read this and it sort of tickled me since I'd just done The Man FAQ.
7-things MEN have always wanted to know
1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
2. Why do you take so long to get ready?
3. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
4. Are you a feminist when the bill comes?
5. Will something from Tiffany's solve everything?
6. Do you watch porn?
7. How often do you think about sex
ahem.
1) Like crap actually, which is why I don't do it. I ran through that phase REALLY fast.
2) I don't actually. I don't like doing my hair and I hate wearing makeup. I tend to want comfy clothes vs sexy clothes and all too often the two are mutually exclusive. (Course this could also be why I'm single.)
3) Yup. Thongs are actually very comfy. Plus, no panty line.
4) I'm assuming that means, do I want to pay my own way. Yes. More often than not, I'll fight for the bill because I don't like the idea that someone will ever feel like they are obligated to pay for me. Especially if I'm the one who has done the inviting out.
5) No... It's actually more likely to start a fight. Now... hit me up with a video game I want or a new computer part and we'll get on to the making up.
6) Not really. I never actually "got" porn. Until very recently I just thought it was all ridiculous and pointless.
7) More often than you do.
Might be time to come up with 7 things that women have always wanted to know...
Hmmmmm
Well, you certainly know how to get someones attention, especially with those responses =P
You may not be single for too long if this blog falls into the wrong hands..lol
Very interesting. Though I am
Very interesting.
Though I am more curious about the 7 things that women always wanted to know.
1) I have never wondered
1) I have never wondered that, but then again they aren't really my style.
2) I have wondered this. Most women I have dated do this. But since I can appreciate the result of the effort, I never really minded too much.
3) Never really wondered this. I just assume that underwear that looks sexy is comfortable, and vice versa.
4) I have wondered this. But since I would never let a date pick up the check, etc. it is largely a moot point.
5) I have never bought into this. If you can be bribed to let an issue go, you are shallow and the relationship is doomed.
6) A woman who watches porn is intriguing. What sort do you like? Let's discuss...in detail....
7) More often than me? Unlikely.
"6) Not really. I never actually "got" porn. UNTIL VERY RECENTLY I just thought it was all ridiculous and pointless"
Realllly? Let's discuss this at length. :-D